if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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