i would punch a child for taco bell
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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