I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
