Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
