The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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