i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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