if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Randomize
