Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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