Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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