Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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