I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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