Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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