Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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