TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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