i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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