How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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