he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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