the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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