Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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