I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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