It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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