Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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