ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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