moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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