so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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