Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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