Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Randomize
