He asked me if I "almost moaned"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
