The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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