Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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