Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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