I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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