The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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