I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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