I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
