Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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