Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
