Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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