This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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