i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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