fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
operation harelip BJ is a go
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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