that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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