im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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