I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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