I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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