'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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