Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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