The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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