On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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