She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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